When I'm bored, I love nothing more than Googling myself and I found the most DELICIOUS reviews from this year. Thought you might want to check them out and love me as much as I am loving myself... Which is LOTS!
In Das Haus- Adelaide Fringe 2015
★★★★★-Rip It Up
★★★★★-The Advertiser
If there is one show to see this Adelaide Fringe, where you’ll be entertained from start
to finish, it’s this one.
The vocal crowd kept calling for more, and was rewarded with a show that went
overtime and had them once again on their feet for the finale.
Entertaining and engaging from the word go, this show was a raucous hour full of great
tunes and booty dropping fun!
The Upside News
There’s never a dull moment and when the audience isn’t laughing, they’re singing,
dancing, clapping or doing all of the aforesaid.
Hans' Haus Party- June 2015
Hans is a local phenomenon.That may seem like an overstatement but the sold out crowd may beg to differ between their screams and shouts of approval. 
The Upside News
He has that rare, innate ability to connect with an audience in a very real way, feeding off them and making the whole show and interactive energetic affair.
Hans' World Tour- September 2015
 With legs reminiscent of those Ginger Rogers used to sashay across the dance-floor in multiple movies, Hans proved to be an energetic host of his own party.

Today I learned that in Australia on January 26 everyone gets together to sizzle sausages and bat balls or something (I don't know - I'm only a visitor in your country, darlings, but it sounds rather camp to me).

Apparently everyone also listens to Taylor Swift - or at least, that's what hard hitting news site Buzzfeed thinks everyone should do.

Now look - I don't know what this "Hot 100" is or what "Triple J" stands for (in my country it's "Junge Junge Junge", the delightful all-boys nightclub down the street from my apartment) but I don't know why anyone would bother voting for Taylor Swift when they could vote for ME!

So honeys, forget this #Tay4Hottest100 situation and vote #HANS4Hottest100!

After all, who looks better in hot pants, hmm? (Hint: It's me).


If you're anything like me (and let's face it, there's no way you could be) Easter can be a tricky time for gift-giving.

Chocolate eggs give you diabetes. Fluffy toy bunnies are just embarrassing (I mean what are you, five?).

There is only one solution, darlings.


Thanks to the scores of fans who signed my petition I'll be heading to Copenhagen in May to perform at Europe's biggest cultural event, with Jessica Mauboy as my support act.

Exciting news this morning darlings, as it's been announced AUSTRALIA will have a starring role in this year's Eurovision song contest in Copenhagen!

This is now geographically correct.

Everyone's talking about Marcia Hines getting her cricketers confused on Twitter yesterday, but that's not half as embarrassing as what she tweeted a few hours later:

Darlings, with my Melbourne Comedy Festival shows fast approaching, I thought I should do some research and investigate the local fashions.