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Teaching supermodel Miranda Kerr how to pose properly.

Outshining poor Jennifer Hawkins, who just can't hold a candle to me.

I hate to talk down to Kristin Chenoweth but it's kind of hard not to, if you know what I mean.

Darling Dannii Minogue.
I love Pink, but she could have dressed up a bit, you know?

ALL HAIL QUEEN KERRI ANNE KENNERLEY.

You know you're in trouble when you look raunchier than The Veronicas.

Australia's sweetheart... and Jessica Mauboy.
Don't try to upstage me, Natalie Bassingthwaighte...

...because THIS is what you get next time.

Teaching Chris Lilley a thing or two about authentic comedy characterisation.

I'm not sorry. It's Human Nature.

I almost convinced Patti Newton to adopt me as her new, replacement son.

He might be called Eddie Perfect, but I actually AM.

When all around you is going to hell, just make sure you still look camera-ready. Thanks, The Presets.


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